This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is, the bad facts of the life we
live.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is, this is who we are, this is
what we do.
Did you know that one out of four Americans has appeared on TV?
This is who we are, this is what it is, this is what it is, this is what it is.
Every day, twenty-one newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents.
The average person swallows eight spiders in a year.
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world.
The average person laughs thirteen times a day.
Elvis was originally blonde.
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old.
The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long and 4.2 inches circumcised.
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing.
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously.
20% of all females have had at least one homosexual experience.
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream?
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is, this is what it is.
The bad backs of the knife we lend.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is, this is what it is.
These are the facts of the knife that we leave.
This is who we are.
The bad backs of the knife we leave.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britain.
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm.
Three people die every year testing if a 9-volt battery works on their tongue.
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
5% of the population is gay.
The world's best-known word is OK.
The second most well-known word is Coca-Cola.
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
Charles Chaplin once won third prize in a Charles Chaplin look-alike contest.
In 1995, a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet.
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible.
The IKEA catalogue.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
The bad backs of the knife we leave.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
These are the facts of the knife that we leave.
This is who we are.
The facts of the knife we leave.
This is what we do, this is what it is.
One cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life.
1950, we were three billion people on the earth.
Today, we are six billion people.
Six billion people.
Time is ticking, ticking, yeah.
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
74% of all nudist females are nudists because their husbands are nudists.
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poisoned spiders.
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep.
Did you know that originally, a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm?
Unfortunately, it got stolen.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is who we are.
The facts of the knife we leave.
This is who we are, this is what we do.
This is who we are, this is what we do.
So help me God.