Come and put it to a run, big brother. When the baby cries and from bed you rise for a drink and the sink's in the kitchen by the stair then you cross the room stumbling in the gloom I'm the guy who plucks your eye with the door that isn't there! Evil, evil, brothers in evil, enemies of the human race Hufflepuff will double their trouble, make the world a miserable place! Take a look at me, I've a specialty My design works out fine on a highly polished floor For my tail's a rug when I give a tug Large and small, down they fall, breaking legs or maybe more! Evil, evil, brothers in evil, enemies of the human race Hufflepuff will double their trouble, make the world a miserable place! People celebrate, come home feeling great But with dawn is gone and they're wishing they were dead It's not what they think, it's not that last drink It's just me playfully pounding on its aching head! Evil, evil, brothers in evil, enemies of the human race Hufflepuff will double their trouble, make the world a miserable place! Now the moon's pale light slowly fades from sight Come to me, I decree evil creatures in the night Leave your nightmare home, goblin, ghoul and gnome Join the praise, evil ways, ye who through the darkness roam! Evil, evil, brothers in evil, enemies of the human race Hufflepuff will double their trouble, make the world a miserable place! Thanks for watching!