["Pomp and Circumstance"] ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] When the baby cries And from bed you rise For a drink and the sinks In the kitchen by the stair Then you cross the room Stumbling in the gloom I'm the guy who blinks your eye When the door that isn't there Evil, evil, what is it, evil? Enemies of the human race Hobble, bobble, dabble and travel Make the world a miserable place Take a look at me It's a specialty My design works out fine On a highly polished floor For my tail's a rock When I give a tug Large and small, down they fall Breaking legs or maybe more Evil, evil, what is it, evil? Enemies of the human race Hobble, bobble, dabble and travel Make the world a miserable place ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] People celebrate Come home feeling great But with dawn joy is gone And they're wishing they were dead It's not what they think It's not that last drink It's just me playfully Pounding on a shaking head Evil, evil, what is it, evil? Enemies of the human race Hobble, bobble, dabble and travel Make the world a miserable place Now the moon's pale light Slowly fades from sight Come to me, I decree Evil creatures in the night Leave your nightmare home Goblin, ghoul and gnome Join the praise, evil ways Behold through the darkness roam Evil, evil, what is it, evil? Enemies of the human race Hobble, bobble, dabble and travel Make the world a miserable place Evil, evil, what is it, evil? Enemies of the human race Hobble, bobble, dabble and travel Make the world a miserable place We make the world a miserable place