Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Especially when he draws his 45 special
And shoots them down dead the street
He's got a real mean look in his eye
He keeps everyone in place
When bad men see him they all cry
Let's get out of his place
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Especially when he draws his 45 special
And shoots them down dead the street
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
He's such a hard man that he drinks his whiskey
From out of a dirty glass
And if somebody gets too frisky
He'll get a bullet on his...
He's shot so many bad men down
With hot chairs on his gun
Tell the tale of many a clown
Who thought I never won
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Especially when he draws his 45 special
And shoots them down dead the street
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Okay, Marshal, I'm a-comin' to get ya
Now wait a minute, son, stop this thing already
What's the matter, Marshal?
You turn chicken or somethin'?
Yeah, Marshal, my man's gonna gun you down
Clear the streets, everybody, there's gonna be a showdown
Okay, Marshal, you ready? Draw!
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet
Especially when he draws his 45 special
And shoots them down dead the street
Everybody loves the U.S. Marshal
Cause he's so kind and sweet