Instead of being choosy,
he would call for almost anything.
Everything,
knowing they were all desirable to him.
He would love and make them sing.
If you ever see this fella,
you have to bring him in.
Cause he's the cause of all the evil-making junkers wanna spend.
He would love and make them sing.
And with a little wink,
he's everybody's darling.
Please officer, don't take this man.
He's the only phone we ever had.
He's given us a really good ride.
We can't go on without him in our lives.
He's not that bad.
He's just a little bit mad.
But he's the best we've had.
And he's glad to be everybody's darling.
To me, everybody's darling.
To me, everybody's darling.
To me, everybody's darling.
He never had a job cause he never was a needle one.
Cause there is someone willing to provide for those who want.
He would love and make them sing.
But you shouldn't let him get too close or hypnotize you in the end.
He'll take you home, chew a poem.
Oh, there he goes again.
He would love and make them sing.
The spot on everything is everybody's darling.
Please officer, don't take this man.
He's the only phone we ever had.
He's given us a really good ride.
We can't go on without him in our lives.
It should be up to us to decide what we wanna do with our lives.
He knows how to satisfy.
He knows what we like.
He's not that bad.
He's just a little bit mad.
But he's the best we've had.
And he's glad
to be everybody's darling.
To me, everybody's darling.
Everybody's darling.
To me, everybody's darling.
Oh,
he's not that bad.
He's just a little bit mad.
But he's the best we've had.
And he's glad.
But you shouldn't let him get too close or hypnotize you.
He'll take you home, chew a poem.
Oh, there he goes again.
Everybody's darling.
That's the one.
That's okay.