Instead
of being choosy,
you would go for almost anything
Everything moving,
they were all desirable to him
He would love them, make them sing
If you ever see this fella,
you have to bring him in
Cause he's the cause of all the evil making jungles wanna spend
He would love them,
make them sing
And with a little wink,
he's everybody's darling
Please officer, don't take this mad
He's the only friend we ever had
He's given us a really good ride
We can't go on without him in our lives
He's not that bad
He's just a little bit mad
But he's the best we've had
And he's glad
To be everybody's darling
To be everybody's darling
He never had a job cause he never was a needle one
Cause there is always someone willing to provide for those who want
He would love them, make them sing
But you shouldn't let him get too close,
he'll hypnotize you in the end
He'll take you on,
read you a poem,
oh there he goes again
He would love them, make them sing
In spite of everything,
he's everybody's
darling
Please officer,
don't take this mad He's the only friend we ever had
He's given us a really good ride We
can't go on without him in our lives
It should be up to us to decide What they wanna do with our lives
He knows how to satisfy,
he knows what we like
Cause he's not that bad
He's just a little bit mad
But he's the best we've had
And he's glad
To be everybody's darling
To be everybody's darling