I don't know if you know this or not.
Some of you may know.
I'm going to tell you now.
I am a trans man.
I am a man with a vag, okay?
Yeah.
I love it.
You guys are so easy.
And Trump is a man who hates women,
but he loves pussy.
So...
I'm thinking I'm the perfect guy for him.
I love Obama.
I'm going to miss Obama.
Imagine what we would have done with a Democratic Congress
if he was a...
Yeah.
And we did get a lot of stuff done while he was in office,
and he didn't do it all like it was us.
We got a quality marriage pass, which was great.
Wonderful.
And I think a quality marriage is fantastic.
I do.
And I'm not much of a history buff.
I want to tell you something.
It's not just the first time that we have a person of color
in the White House running *.
It's also the first time in the White House
that someone is finally having *** like this.
Oh, get it, yeah, get it.
Eh, eh, eh, you know?
Finally.
And that's Michelle.
So we do.
We have a quality marriage.
That's so exciting.
We had a quality marriage in my home state of Maine
before it went countrywide,
and I was very proud of my home state for doing that.
My parents' church was trying to decide
whether or not they were to allow same-*** marriages
to happen in their church,
so my parents did this really beautiful thing,
and they outed me to the church.
And, yeah, good times.
And they offered me up to come speak on a panel.
So I went, and it was me and this one other guy
named Frank from Boston.
Apparently, he was the nearest gay to Maine they could find.
And it was me and Frank on the panel.
By the way, two people does not a panel make.
But I said to the church parishioners, I said,
listen, I said, love is love, no matter how you slice it.
My love is no better than yours.
Yours is no better than mine.
You should really let this thing happen.
And I said, right, Frank?
And he goes, yeah, it's not like we'd be sucking each other's cocks
in church or anything.
You're not really helping the cause, Frank.