She says there's ants in the carpet, the dirty little monsters Eating all the morsels, just picking up the rubbish Give her effervescence, she needs a little sparkle Good morning TV, you're looking so healthy We all say we want to be in love You wear the same clothes cause we feel the same We kiss our dry legs when we say goodnight Another century, oh It's time for special *** on the TV But is that it, and the mind is dirty Is she getting closer to 40? Give her a cuddle, and a glow in her heart Oh, goodnight TV You're all made up, and you're looking like me We all say we want to be in love You wear the same clothes cause we feel the same We kiss our dry legs when we say goodnight Another century, oh It's time for special Can you wait? Ah yes, you can We all say we want to be in love You wear the same clothes cause we feel the same We kiss our dry legs when we say goodnight Another century, oh It's time for special We all say we want to be in love You wear the same clothes cause we feel the same We kiss our dry legs when we say goodnight Another century, oh It's time for special Another century, oh It's time for special Baby, baby, baby