These are the 11 commandments of woman, given to me, man, by my woman.Commandment number one.Thou shalt be the man thou art supposed to be, my man.Commandment number two.Thou shalt not give me cause to make love to another by thy jealousy,neither shalt thy eyes glance boldly on another,for there is nothing worse than a woman's scorn.Commandment number three.Thou shalt desire my kisses and caresses six days each weekand double thy desire of a sinner,for I am the one to whom thou hast said, I do.Now, am I telling him, girl?Yes, you are.Commandment number four.You wish that I shall honor thy name,but there is nothing as valuable to a man as a virtuous woman.Therefore, thou shalt protect and honor my name.Commandment number five.Even though I should provoke thee,thou shalt restrain thyself,for I am...I am your woman,and as a woman, I enjoy the benefits of the law of the land,and I think you know what I mean.Uh, jail, baby.Well, what's commandment number six?Tidest not thy gold,for what is mine is thine,and that which is thine is mine.But remember, too,that if thou run short,I shall replenish thee,but thou shalt be willing to repay,same without interest, of course.Commandment number seven.I shall not question thee,or another in thy presence,even though I, your woman, am a jealous woman.But by the same token,thou shalt not give question me.Commandment number eight.Thou shalt not cause or force thee, thy woman,to partake of strong beverages,to commit thyself to vulgarity,for I am your woman,and a woman of character,of which you should be proud.Commandment number nine.Thou shalt not cause thy woman to be unfaithful by thy being,bringing home when thou'st supposed to be,calling when thou'st supposed to call,and thou must be without lipstick on thy handkerchiefs,on thy shirt collar,and thou home blessed without phone signals.Now what's commandment number ten?Thou shalt not wear mohair suits,or drive big fine cars,which might cause thy woman to wear outdated garments,to suffer the wrath of the constable,or to partake of a third job,me being housemaid.Mother, housewife, and house breadwinner.Are those your ten commandments?Oh yeah, last and most of all,thou shalt not forget the other ten.I guess you've told me.