Well hello operator, get me ticket sixty-nine Oh hello operator, get me ticket sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
Oh now get my sweet like treasure, oh write him on my private line
My front hall lights ain't workin' and my double socket blue
My front hall lights ain't workin' and my double socket blue
Oh now come look at my meter, well I think I gotta have more juice
Now last night I had no trouble and my fan was workin' fine
Last night I had no trouble and my fan was workin' fine
But it stopped and I discovered oh a short circuit on my line
Now my bell needs your attention, come see the way it does
Oh my bell needs your attention, come see the way it does
No matter how you push it darlin' you can't even make it buzz
No one can fix my bed lamp, seems that plug just slips on out
Oh no one can fix my bed lamp, seems that plug slips right on out
Someone who knows their business oh will know just what it's all about
So now hurry sweet electrician cause I burnt out my fuse
Oh hurry sweet electrician cause I burnt out my fuse
No one but you can save me from these cruel electricians
Now hello operator get me ticket 69
I said hurry operator get me ticket 69
Oh now get my sweet electrician oh now right here on my very private line
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