Yeahhhhhh
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mini snowglode
A smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this *
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most everyday
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why
I got that alf alarm clock
Tell me why ( I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe u
With to seconds left to go
Ebay Song lyrics on
http://music.***/song/English/33811-Ebay-Song~Alfred-Matthew-Yankovic.html
woa ... Got PayPal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tebotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy ....... I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... ( I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy ( a Pacman Fever luchbox)
Wanna buy ( a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy ( a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr.Dre)
Found it on eBay
Wanna buy ( that Farrah Fawcet Poster)
Pez dispensers and a toaster
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
I'll buy on eBay
What I bought on eBay...............