But it's not that bad.
It's easier to be a guy anyway.
I mean, there's sexism,
but just the day-to-day life of being a woman,
honestly, it looks too hard.
Just hair, what some women have to deal with,
cut and color and goos and potions.
What do most guys have to deal with with their hair?
Not having a mullet.
That's all a guy has to do is not have a mullet, A+.
And there's still some guys that can't pull that off.
They're not talking about my mullet, are they?
No, you've got a good mullet.
It's easier to be a guy.
Makeup, some women wear makeup.
Most guys don't change their pants
because their belt's in there.
Are these jeans dirty?
Is there a belt in there?
Ask me in 2019.
And I'm not saying women are doing any of these things
to please or impress a man,
but some of it's self-inflicted,
like the eyebrow thing.
I mean, that's on you.
That's on you, ladies.
There's not a person on this planet
that's sitting there going,
I'm looking for someone who's removed
90% of their eyebrow hair.
I don't even know what some of these ladies are going for.
It's like, I want to look constantly surprised.
Like I'm about to eat a baby.
But it's a man's world.
I don't have a joke for that.
I just want to remind the ladies.
I'm kidding.
The weird thing is,
if you have little girls,
if you have little kids,
if you have little boys and little girls,
you would never think it would ever be a man's world.
Because if you put a three-year-old boy
next to a three-year-old girl,
and you had to pick who was going to be in charge in the future,
you wouldn't be like,
the boy, the one chewing on the table.