It took three million years to meet Mr. Helpful But now that I've met him, I'm extremely doubtful Are you healthy? Well, I just eat fruit But I tell you, man, it just don't suit It's the big bug I'm on with at the bottom of the bottle Lay on his back at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle You're the big bug I'm on with at the bottom of the bottle Lay on his back with your tongue in your twaddle It's my turn now and there's always a house call Saying the right thing is always a mouthful It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight To finally ask him to put everything right Do you love it? I bet you do Do you need it? I'm just like you are The big bug I'm on with at the bottom of the bottle Lay on his back at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle It took three million years, now it's my turn to see it I gotta go back, I don't fuckin' believe it Do you love it? I bet you do Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you The big bug I'm on with at the bottom of the bottle Lay on his back at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle You're the big bug I'm on with at the bottom of the bottle Lay on his back and your tongue in your twaddle To make him go slimey you drink olive oil It gives me pure headaches when you cook him with foil Do you love it? I bet you do Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you Lay on his back at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle To live it at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle The bottom of the bottle Do you love it? I bet you do Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you Do you love it? I bet you do Do you love it? Well, I'm just like you To live it at the bottom, the bottom of the bottle