Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Well listen up homeboys, I got something to say About a homeboy from back in the day His name was Rich, some call him Rich But if you knew him like me, you'd call him Dick When we were growing up, we stuck with each other Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother We had a lot of fun when we were kids We always overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to high school Cause it was time for getting girly, so we had to be cool We had a lot of girlies and our friends were impressed One thing went wrong, Rick got upset He wouldn't go to class, always think about asking If he was gonna pass, and he would just laugh Girls was all he was thinking about After school was all boys, he'd have been dropped out When he did drop out, he felt no shame And if you ask me, he had the right name Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I call him Dick, cause Dick is Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money to jerk As fast as he made it, his money was spent When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went He'd hound them like a dog, so he used to say fetch And there was no telling what he would catch He was in the doctor's office almost every week He became so popular, everybody'd speak When he'd walk in, they'd say, Hi, Rick And when he'd pass by, they'd say, Dumb, Dick Really hard headed, cause he said he had juice But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose He was in love with another girl everyday And when we asked him why, he'd only say I'm the kind of guy who likes to have fun I need a lot of girls, can't have just one I can understand that, but this is kinda insane Sometimes I wonder if his brain was his D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dick D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dumb, Dumb, Dick D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dick Dick He lost his girl when he lost his job So to keep himself from looking like a no-good slob He'd hustle on the streets cause he had no choice And everyday you'd hear his voice saying Jumbo, I got it good But he never made the money that a hustler could Cause when he was standing out on the corner If a girl walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, as he couldn't be measured To him, his business was his pleasure One track mind and as a matter of fact He changed his name to Daddy Mac The people on the streets he was working for Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor And all his girls left because they never cared They were leeches for a dollar and they got their share Homeboy disappears like a magic trick And everybody wanted to know what happened to Dick Well he's still around, but now he's a bum Chasing bag ladies, he's the same old Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dick Dumb, Dumb Dumb, Dick