If you go down to shops in slippers and pajamasYou'll know hunter-ready boots aren't just for farmersA symbol of status that you can wearMade like a bin bag full of pubic hairYou don't dress like a dentist when you drive a boatBut I wears it like it's a normal coatAt the football when little Timmy's in goalOther parents look at me like I'm an ***Dry roll, dry roll, dry rollIf you don't like the look you are a dry roll beforeDry roll, dry roll, dry rollBut it won't fit in my *** wardrobeLike Harry Potter's invisibility cloakBut you can still see me and I look *** dopeLike Batman with a Batman capeI'm walking my dog smoking my vapeI like getting noticed, I'm living life largeSo I bought another dry robe and camouflageAlmost did a jizz when I took it out the boxAnd it was a dry roll, dry roll, dry roll, dry rollIt looks even better with a fresh pair of CrocsDry roll, dry roll, dry rollIf you don't like the look you are a dry roll beforeDry roll, dry roll, dry rollBut it won't fit in my *** wardrobeDry roll, dry roll, dry roll, dry roll