If you go down to shops in slippers and pajamas
You'll know hunter-ready boots aren't just for farmers
A symbol of status that you can wear
Made like a bin bag full of pubic hair
You don't dress like a dentist when you drive a boat
But I wears it like it's a normal coat
At the football when little Timmy's in goal
Other parents look at me like I'm an ***
Dry roll, dry roll, dry roll
If you don't like the look you are a dry roll before
Dry roll, dry roll, dry roll
But it won't fit in my *** wardrobe
Like Harry Potter's invisibility cloak
But you can still see me and I look *** dope
Like Batman with a Batman cape
I'm walking my dog smoking my vape
I like getting noticed, I'm living life large
So I bought another dry robe and camouflage
Almost did a jizz when I took it out the box
And it was a dry roll, dry roll, dry roll, dry roll

It looks even better with a fresh pair of Crocs
Dry roll, dry roll, dry roll
If you don't like the look you are a dry roll before
Dry roll, dry roll, dry roll
But it won't fit in my *** wardrobe
Dry roll, dry roll, dry roll, dry roll