Well, it's Saturday and the sky is blueGot a long list of fixer-upper things to doThe grass needs cutting, the wood needs stackingBut right now it's looking like it ain't gonna happenCause that old bay liner's sitting under the tarChained to the oak tree in the backyardWe could slap her on a charger, hook her on a hitchCall up the girls, say that they were gone againDrunk on a boat, out on the waterFind a good spot, pull the anchor outAnd drop her on down to the bottomCatch a buzz on a beerSmoke them if you got them till the sun disappearsDrunk on a boatYeahBut about the restAll we gotta worry about's an empty ice chestYou can *** a life jacket, jump in and floatAnd sit right there and get drunk on a boatDrunk on a boatWe've been drinking on the porchDrinking at the barDrinking in a campground underneath the starsDrinking on a tailgate, field party fireSoon as we fix itThat train or flat tire will beDrunk on a boat, out on the waterFind a good spot, pull the anchor outAnd drop her on down to the bottomCatch a buzz on a beerSmoke them if you got them till the sun disappearsDrunk on a boat, forget about the restAll we gotta worry about's an empty ice chestYou can *** a life jacket, jump in and floatDrunk on a boat, out on the waterAnd sit right there and get drunk on a boatDrunk on a boatWell who doesn't want to be drunk on a boatIt sure feels good to be drunk on a boatYou know if you could you'd be drunk on a boatDrunk on a boatDrunk on a boat, forget about the restAll we gotta worry about's an empty ice chestYou can *** a life jacket, jump in and floatSit right there and get drunk on a boatDrunk on a boatWell who doesn't want to be drunk on a boatIt sure feels good to be drunk on a boatYou know if you could you'd be drunk on a boatWell who doesn't wanna be drunk on a boatIt sure feels good to be drunk on a boatYou know if you could you'd be drunk on a boat