If you're trying to get a charge from the girl behind the barCause your phone's fresh out of juiceIf you're in a cab and forgot to close your tabGonna pay for your Macca's drive-thruIf you're mixing feelings with mixed drinksAnd she's a fool but your eyes think she's an eightWell I ain't trying to hateYou're just drunk, all messed upAnd when you don't think that you've had enoughYou're just drunk, a little too bummedAnd you ain't really looking for loveBut those words are slipping easy off your tongueCause you're just drunkIf you don't really dance but you're really trying to danceAnd you're clapping on the one and the threeDrunkIf there's typos in the textYou send them to your exCause you're trying to find a ride for freeDrunkIf you've had more drinksThen you can count on both your handsThen there's no doubtYou're drunk, all messed upAnd when you don't think that you've had enoughYou're just drunk, a little too buzzedAnd you ain't really looking for loveBut those words are slipping easy off your tongueCause you're just drunkWe've all been there beforeThe drunkest guy at the partyBut we're AustralianLoud and proudAnd we're just drunkWe ain't sorryWe're just drunk, all messed upAnd when we don't think that we've had enoughWe're just drunk, a little too buzzedAnd we ain't really looking for loveBut those words are slipping easy off your tongueCause you're just drunkYou're just drunkYeah, we're just drunkWe're all just drunkYeah