If you're trying to get a charge from the girl behind the bar Cause your frown's fresh outta juice If you're in a cab and forgot to close your tab Pray for your Macca's drive-thru If you're mixing feelings with mixed drinks And she's a fool but your eyes think she's an eight Well I ain't trying to hate You're just drunk, all messed up And when you don't think that you've had enough You're just drunk, a little too buzzed And you ain't really looking for love But those words are slipping easy off your tongue Cause you're just drunk If you don't really dance but you really try to dance And you're clapping on the one and the three If there's typos in the text You send them to your ex Cause you're trying to find a ride for free If you've had more drinks than you can count on Both your hands then there's no doubt You're drunk, all messed up And when you don't think that you've had enough You're just drunk, a little too buzzed And you ain't really looking for love But those words are slipping easy off your tongue Cause you're just drunk If I've been there before The drunkest guy at the party But we're Australian, loud and proud And we ain't sorry We're just drunk, all messed up And when we don't think that we've had enough We're just drunk, a little too buzzed And we ain't really looking for love But those words are slipping easy off your tongue Cause you're just drunk You're just drunk Yeah, we're just drunk We're all just drunk Oh, Blimey!