Are you guys ready for your next act, huh?
You guys ready?
You're gonna love this guy.
He's been on Showtime at the Apollo.
He's been on Def Jam.
A big hand for Daniel Dugar.
Daniel Dugar, big hand.
What's going on, National Lampoon?
God ***n, a nigga finally got on stage and *.
* affirmative actions,
a motherfucker,
boy.
They're like,
oh *,
a negro,
that's the quota.
Black folks in the house, make some noise.
Alright, alright.
White folks in the house,
I'm glad you motherfuckers in here.
That means we gonna get paid.
This ain't no nigga *, but we got...
Well, hold on, player, come here.
This is what happened, right?
I
went to the ATM machine.
Can you believe this motherfucker started talking to me,
right?
I put my card in,
the motherfucker said,
you ain't got no money.
What we gonna do, though, to pay you, though?
Bambi gonna come do a lap dance.
We gonna give you some buffalo wings and *,
and some cognac.
You niggas like that *.
Now * that.
Mexican brothers in this motherfucker,
what's up?
I saw the low riders and * outside.
Motherfucker like, hey, man, where you going?
Sit down, you puto.
And I see we got my Asian brothers and sisters in this motherfucker.
Gotta bow to you motherfuckers.
Y'all know y'all * up the blue book value on a Honda Accord.
And an Acura interior.
Y'all see what these Asian cats do on these * cars?
Sticker decals,
you turn these * cars into Hot Wheels,
man.
* sticker decals all on air ***,
spoiler kit, gauges on the dashboard.
Hey,
they're currently gonna do 80 miles an hour.
Besides, y'all the wrong race of people
to try to be race car drivers.
You motherfuckers can't drive.
You ever be on the highway behind an Asian dude?
He got his * low to the ground,
fast interference,
and he like, whoo!
You're like,
baby,
hey,
scoot over,
motherfucker.
Oh, * you, motherfucker.
Whoo!
Then you pull on the side,
get your ass in the slow lane.
Oh,
* you,
I buy a highway next time,
make you pay.
Whoo!
* Asian people buying up everything.
Every motherfucking thing, man.
Got soul food, barbecue,
Chinese restaurants in my neighborhood and *.
Like, oh, you come right through here.
We have sour pork, chitlin,
shrimp fry, red bean and rice.
In the back,
your girlfriend could get manicured,
pedicured.
We have hair weed stuff for her.
* crazy *.
Any Middle Easterners?
I gotta acknowledge everybody.
Middle Eastern, Middle East?
Guess a nigga gotta go 7-Eleven later then.