I don't wanna do it, have to I don't wanna do it, have toDon't wanna go down a drink in the woods We could get some mad dog and hang out inmy garage I got a ping pong tableI don't wanna do it, have to I don't wanna do it, have toDon't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with twenty dudes in a pickup truckAnd we're gone, I got my thermals on A Gatorade bottle filled to one smidgen offToo close to the fire burn my eyebrows off I'm puked by a tree, I'm peeing the grassIf you get poisoned, I'll be your lover Your ass, you're in the woodsI don't wanna drink in the woods tonight The last time I did I got into a fight withsome guy I graduated three years agoI paid five bucks for a plastic cup His phone was bitten out and it won't fill uptill I pumped that tap on my best friend And he flipped me over for a kickstandI'm drinking in the woods I'm drunk, tree drunkI'm drunk, tree drunk