It's taken some time, but I figured it out
Got it down to a science, I'm gonna show you how
Can't drink all day if you don't get an early start
Kahlua in your coffee, whiskey with your biscuit
Or maybe in your lunchbox, diet coke to mix it
A problem ain't a problem if you keep it high functionally
So drink, drink, drink, drink, drink responsibly
Drink responsibly,
follow these steps Never mix,
never worry,
carry extra cigarettes
Always buy by the case,
and get plenty of ice If you're gonna overdo it,
then overdo
it right And drink,
drink,
drink,
drink,
drink responsibly
Keep a tall drink of water on that one-ounce
stand Recycle empty bottles and aluminum cans
If you ask for a single and a double
cup That pour is gonna get you more,
bust for your
That's how you drink,
drink,
drink,
drink,
drink responsibly
Drink responsibly, follow these steps Never mix,
never worry, carry extra cigarettes
Always buy by the case,
and get plenty of ice If you're gonna overdo it,
then overdo it right
And drink,
drink,
drink,
drink,
drink responsibly
Come last call, y'all Always order two
You
better drink, drink, drink, drink responsibly
Drink responsibly,
follow these steps Never mix,
never worry,
carry extra cigarettes
Always buy by the case,
and get plenty of ice If you're gonna overdo it,
then overdo it right
And drink,
drink,
drink,
drink,
drink responsibly
Drink responsibly
cheers