My friend George is a drag queen called Nancy
Pray tell me which are you tonight?
If you're George,
let's have a game of snooker
If you're Nancy,
let's turn out the lights
For George is a foreman in a coal mine
But changes when the hooter goes at five
From a snooker playing friend of yours truly
To a man I would like to make my wife
For Nancy brings me midnight satisfaction
And stays with me until the morning light
Then he's off
to his work down a coal shaft
Where he ain't such a delicate sight Oh Nancy,
you're the girl that I think of
But George,
I know she's part of you
But it's Nancy,
not you,
that I fancy
Tell me George,
tell me what
can I do?
I'm in love with half a man that's a lady
And the half that ain't no lady is my best friend
Nancy I would like to share my name with
But George is not the type I could offend
So George,
take off your dress,
put on your trousers I've gotta shake your Nancy from
my head So tonight I am dining with another
One half's called Freda and the other half is Fred