I've been a-workin' down south, the old Caribbean boy I've been a-burnin' the Coast Guard out, from St. Pete to St. Croix Now freedom is my wager, and smugglin' is my game Cocaine is my pleasure, it's about to drive me insane I'm gonna get me a room, down at the Blue Moon I'm gonna get paid, I'm gonna get laid I'm gonna get me a real high, and sing me a tune Down at the Blue Moon A million boys is me tonight, tomorrow we may die I don't wanna get busted, shoot, I don't wanna get popped The Coast Guard, you know I can't be trusted, but hell, I can't be stopped I got a pocket full of money, and I've been pissin' anyway Baby, are you my honey, or are you spyin' for the damned old DEA Get me a room, down at the Blue Moon I'm gonna get paid, I'm gonna get laid I'm gonna get me a real high, and sing me a tune Down at the Blue Moon A million boys is me tonight, tomorrow we may die Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready? Yeah I don't wanna get me a room, down at the Blue Moon I'm gonna get paid, I'm gonna get laid I'm gonna get me a real high, and sing me a tune Down at the Blue Moon A million boys is me tonight, tomorrow we may die I don't wanna get me a room, down at the Blue Moon I'm gonna get paid, I'm gonna get laid I'm gonna get me a real high, and sing me a tune Down at the Blue Moon A million boys is me tonight, tomorrow we may die I don't wanna get me a room, down at the Blue Moon Hey, how about them King Boys? Hey, Manuel and Garth Hey, Phil Clark Hey, Brundy Brother John and Daryl Hey, Brother Eddie Hey, Mangus, Ted Joelle Hey, Mando Limberdick Hey, Nugget Hope y'all doing fine tonight Cause I'm feeling good I don't wanna get me a room, down at the Blue Moon I'm gonna get paid, I'm gonna get laid I'm gonna get me a real high, and sing me a tune Down at the Blue Moon A million boys is me tonight, tomorrow we may die