When I see her, and I see you The first thing that comes to my mind What am I gonna do? They say it's impossible to love two women And in the name of love, love them both at the same time I keep telling myself, night after night, oh what a shame But I swear to you, I love both of them about the same Oh, I've got double trouble, she knows I have another You know what, if the mother, when you've got double trouble It started real early, on the phone My wife was in the kitchen, when I thought she was gone My girlfriend was on the line How was she to know we were gonna blow this time? Then I said to my conscience, hey conscience, oh what a disgrace That I'm running with two women in this race You know what, I've got double trouble, she knows I have another You know what, if the mother, when you've got double trouble Instrumental Oh well I said to myself, I'm gonna leave one of you alone But I'll be loving both of you, soon after that silly thought is gone You know what, I've got double trouble, she knows I have another You know what, if the mother, when you've got double trouble Slippin' and a-slidin', peepin' and a-hidin' If the mother, when you've got double trouble Instrumental Double trouble, she knows I have another You know what, if the mother, when you've got double trouble Instrumental Instrumental Yeah