See, that's what college is all about, man.You gotta love college, man.It's the best thing in the world.You drink, you have fun, you do the walk of shame.Yeah, you gotta do the walk of shame.For those of you who don't know what the walk of shame is,that's when you hook up with someone the night beforeand you have to walk all the way across campusall disheveled the next morning in the same clothes.Oh, no, no, I was over at the library.I was over at the library.I was sitting overnight studying.You go to your dorm in the morning,it's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower.It's like a bunch of zombies just walking.The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody.He's got his little basket of stuff with him.You have to have your little shower basket of stuff.This little basket holds, like, your shampoo,your soap, your loofah.And girls have, like, this nice loofah.It's, like, this little mesh pink loofah.It takes off your dead skin. It's really nice.For guys, we have the option.We have, like, this French bread looking like loofahthat rips out your ass hair.Yeah, thank you very much.Ow! Ow!Ow! Ow!Walking back to my dorm, everyone's like,hey, Jim, nice tan.I'm like, it's my third layer of skin!I just over-loofahed.Call the doctor.The wind hurts me.Who's got the window open? Shut up.