Oh, I took a wrong turn but it was the right turn

My turn to have me a ball

All the boys in the shop told me just where to stop

If I wanted to play for it all But I never thought I'd find her on daytime TV

And my whole world lies waiting behind door number three I plan my apparel, I wore a big barrel

And they rolled me to the very first row

And I held up a sign and it says, "Kiss me, I'm a beggar

And Monty I sure need the dough" And then I grabbed him by the throat until he called on me

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three Now I don't want what Jay's got on the table

Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor

I'll hold out as long as I am able

And someday I'll go unlock that lucky door She's no big deal to most folks but she's everything to me

And my whole world lies waiting behind door number three And ain't it hard to realize, he's not selling' any alibis

When he stares into the vacuum of your eyes

And he says, "Do you wanna make it even" They found us in the lost and found, love is blind but now I see

That my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three