She always said if something ever happened to me she would never fall in love again What a waste We always said we'd go together But if I'm just half of her forever This goes out to whoever takes my place She don't give two shits about money Likes a little coffee and her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you hear me Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me Please don't let her She's insecure about her legs, right? Something wrong with her head, right? Just tell her she's crazy Even though she won't believe it, nah Best advice I can give you, brother Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother Even though she does sometimes It's gonna be our little secret She don't give two shits about money Likes a little coffee and her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you hear me Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me Please don't let her Make her feel better Say something funny, say something about the weather Tell her wherever I am, I'm good And if she's thinking she can love again She should, understood Orchids, that's her favorite flower Don't ever watch The Office without her After church, she gonna talk Her favorite season is football She don't give two shits about money Likes a little coffee and her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you hear me Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave before you kiss her And if she ever misses me Please don't let her Thanks for watching!