ABC for a kid?
My bacon hair is a streaky wig
I'm just a default male
Stuck in meep city
Like a prison cell

Where's my robloxian life
Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night
I'm going AFK
'Til I have enough Robux to really play

Kid, I'm sorry that I can't donate you
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Don't get blue, just say

Don't call me a noob
I've been around the Blox more times than you
And yeah, I don't have a lot of robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Everybody's throwing that term around
But don't call me a noob

Bloxburg's about to blow up
But I can't afford 25 all up
I just wanna role-play
But I'm being trolled all day

And my robloxian struggles
Got me running 'round poppin' bubble wrap bubbles
I'm going AFK
'Til someone does a robux giveaway

And I'm sorry kid, if I can't donate you
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Go away noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Just do what I do
And say

Don't call me a noob
I've been around the blox more times than you
And I know I don't have a lot of Robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Nobody's about to push me around
So don't call me a noob
No, don't call me a noob

Hey kid, what's that sound?
Everybody's throwing that term around
But don't call me a noob
No, don't call me a noob