You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose with her turned up nose
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do
What the boys don't want her to
Every time she starts her round
Run, drink, he's falling down
You can bring Cake or fill it to steak
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo
Like cock up on the shell
She's the kind of smarty
Who breaks up every party
Holla for Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself
You can bring Nan and bring her old man
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess for their no and yes
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here and redder there
How can you boys keep your head?
Bulls go out when they see
Red
You can bring peas and biscuits and cheese
But don't bring Lulu
Give her two beers and she bursts into tears
And she throws cups off the shelf
When she loves the feeling
The boys all hit the ceiling
Holla for Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself
You can bring Nan and bring her old man
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess for their no and yes
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here and redder there
How can you boys keep your head?
Bulls go out when they see
Red
You can bring peas and biscuits and cheese
But don't bring Lulu
Give her two beers and she bursts into tears
And she throws cups off the shelf
When she loves the feeling
The boys all hit the ceiling
Holla for Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself