Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it, it's a dog's life we lead
A pretty face like hers, I know she could have launched a ship
Charmed school chinchilla furs, they say she never missed a trip
We look so good together, painting up our town
They think this lasts forever, please don't let them down
Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it, it's a dog's life we lead
I'm at the country club, trying to explain
Why she prefers to stay at home with her friends and entertain
Tuesday nights I tiptoe, pretending I don't know
That she's been with another man for some dinner and a show
Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it, it's a dog's life we lead
To our friends we're so devoted, the example that they need
We're so proud to have been voted the most likely to succeed
Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it, it's a dog's life we lead
Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it, it's a dog's life we lead
Don't believe it, don't believe what you read
Don't believe it
It's a dog's life we lead
Don't believe it
Don't believe what you read
Don't believe it