Oh me, oh my, oh you, I don't know what to doHallelujah, the question is peculiarLet's drop me on the go, I give a lot of doughIf someone here would cheer me, is it yes or is it no?Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?If you chew it in the morning, will it be too hard to bite?Can't you see I'm going crazy, won't somebody put me right?Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?The nation rose as one, and sent its favourite songTo the White House, this country's mighty lighthouseHe saw the President, he said that I've been sentTo solve the burning question that involves the continentDoes the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?If you pull it out like rubberWill it snap right back and bite?Yes, you paste it on the left sideYou'll find it on the rightDoes the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?Here comes the blushing bride, the poor bride at her sideTo the altar, as steady as GibraltarThe bride from Hyde, the bride from Hyde, the bride from HydeHas the ring, it's such a pretty thingHe puts it on her finger, and the choir begins to singDoes the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?Would you use it on your collar, when your button's not in sight?Put your hand beneath your seat, and you will find it there alrightDoes the chewing gum lose its flavour?Does the chewing gum lose its flavour?Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?