Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them for a mop? Are they stingy at the bottom? Are they curly on the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them for a mop? Are they stingy at the bottom? Are they curly on the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears flip-flop?