Hey, how did everybody get in my room?

it's saturday, another perfect day

till I hit the boardwalk

headed toward the peir

you're *** gay!

*** you! get outta my way

50,000 jack-offs

all on rollerblades

greased up dolphin shorts

wrist guards so it won't hurt

your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah

but until the day, you learn to surf or skate

college jack o fagget

sportin oakley blades yeah

all on rollerblades

crash helmets to be safe, yeah

whoopie, it's fun to skate

I'll do a figure 8

watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs

oh gee, this is fun. Looks like I'd better run

14 guys on skateboards

wanna ollie off my head, yeah

this sport is so extreme

you roller disco queen

go and do the hustle

at the rollerwonderland

she blades to shrink her thighs

so she can justify

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese

pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun

neat, neat, I really think it's neat

I'm stealing every trick off every skateboarder I meet

neat, neat, I really think it's neat

you stupid fagget rollerbladers!

rollerwonderland

cum-guzzlin fruitcakes

I hope you break your hands

rollerwonderland

cum-guzzlin fruit cake

I hope you break your ***in neck!

YOU STUPID ROLLERBLADER, GET THE *** OUTTA THE WAY!