She's been here for the weekend And I haven't changed the seats yetShe says she don't even miss you You didn't hit it right, but I do the things she likesOh my, sorry, I'm exactly what she likes Oh, you should see her when we're turning off the lightsShe said she don't want what we do These dirty secrets are for me and youMe and you Me and youMe and youThese dirty secrets are for meThese dirty secrets are for meYou probably feel like something's missing When she's with me while you were sleepingDon't take it personal cause I know You didn't hit it right, but I do the things she likesOh my, sorry, I'm exactly what she likes Oh you should see her when we're turning off the lightsShe said she don't want what we do You didn't hit it right, but I do the things she likesOh my, sorry, I'm exactly what she likes You didn't hit it right, but I do the things she likesOh you should see her when we're turning off the lightsShe said she don't want what we do These dirty secrets are for me and youThese dirty secrets are for me and youAlso, do you know what she said before?Oh, bloody stupid They tried ministering while you were hereOh, bloody stupid The good is wrongThis dirty secret's all for meThis dirty secret's all for me and youMe and youMe and youMe and youYou're a son of a *Hey!This dirty secret's all for meThis dirty secret's all for meThis dirty secret's all for meThis dirty secret's all for meDon't tell nobody, I'm not meDon't tell nobody, I'm not meThis dirty secret's all for meDon't tell nobody, I'm not meAnd youDon't tell nobody, noDon't tell, don't tell