The wife's packed up, she's moving out tonight *** off with an Arab, I think he's Shiite She left her date o'clock with the furniture and the dog And now I'm missing *** off, white ***, man's a bit of bidder *** off, white ***, man's a bit of *** *** off, white ***, man's a bit of Guinness And another pint of Guinness if it's in a dirty glass No guitar, no car and the dog's gone missing I ain't got a pot to piss in No pot, no bed, no bread, no bin She took every *** thing *** off, white ***, man's a bit of bidder *** off, white ***, man's a bit of *** *** off, white ***, man's a bit of Guinness And another pint of Guinness if it's in a dirty glass No kettle, no cooker, no coffee, no cups All I need's a handi book No tapes, no tele, no towels, no tears Fight past daytime, off my beer, on my beer ***ing knife! *** off, white ***, man's a bit of bidder *** off, white ***, man's a bit of *** *** off, white ***, man's a bit of Guinness And another pint of Guinness if it's in a dirty glass *** off, white ***, man's a bit of bidder *** off, white ***, man's a bit of *** *** off, white ***, man's a bit of bidder