Sweet in winter, sweet in rain

"Shake well before use," she said

You never touch me anymore this way

Connector in, receiver out

You let me in through the back door Ride the sainted rhythms

On the midnight train to Romford

Ride the sainted rhythms Sweet in winter, sweet in rain

"Shake well before use," she said

You never touch me anymore this way

Oh no, connector, connector, connector, connector

You're a connector, connector, connector, connector And I'm so dirty and the light blinds my eyes

You're oh so dirty and the light, it blinds my eyes

Here comes Christ on crutches "Call me wet trampoline," she said today

Well I was too busy with my hand

"Shake well before use," she said

But you never touch me anymore

I was busy listening for phone ***

Coming through the back door in skin tight trunks

And we all went mental and danced I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six To the off peak electricity

And the light blinds my eyes and I feel dirty

And the light blinds my eyes and I feel so shaken in my faith

Here comes Christ on crutches And here comes another God, here comes another God

Like a buffalo thunder, with a smell of sugar

And a velvet tongue and designer voodoo

Well I got phone *** to see me through the emptiness in my 501s

Freeze dried with a new religion

And my teeth stuffed back in my head I get my kicks on channel six

The light it burns my eyes and I feel so dirty

Here comes Christ on crutches I'll never be confused

Never be confused

They left me confused

I will not be confused with another man

This pressure of opinions "Lighten up, listen to your eyes," you said

But all I could see was Doris Day in a big screen satellite

Disappearing down the tube hole on Farringdon Street

With whiplash Willy, the motor psycho Tthe light it burns my eyes

And the light it burns my eyes

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six