If you're having trouble with your high school head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in your bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring 36243610
I'll owe you life a crime
Dirty deeds,
dumb bird cheap Dirty deeds, dumb bird cheap
You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart
He's double dealing with your best
friend That's where the teardrops start
So pick up the phone I'm here alone
Or make a social call Come right in and forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty deeds,
dumb bird cheap Dirty deeds,
dumb bird cheap
Dirty deeds,
dumb bird cheap Dirty deeds and the dumb bird cheap
If
you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps nag nag nagging at you
night and day Enough to drive you nuts
Just pick up the phone or leave her alone It's time you made a stand
Cause for a bee I'm happy to be I'm happy to be your back,
old man
Dirty deeds, dumb bird cheap Dirty deeds,
dumb bird cheap
Oh,
they're dumb bird cheap Dirty deeds,
and the dumb bird cheap
Dirty deeds,
and the dumb bird cheap Those dirty deeds,
oh they're dumb bird cheap