Nothin' else to do but sit around and watch the tube
You know he's gettin' crazy pissed he's got to get away
Time and time again he gets that feelin' going through
His head, you know his wife is mad age and she won't let him go
Feelings are creepin' up again
Social drinker with all your friends
That's because...

[Chorus:]
All your friends are dipsomaniacs
All your friends are never sober
All your friends are dipsomaniacs
All your friends are never sober

They're in the gutter now reachin' down.
Took a step outside he grabbed his board and grabbed his radio,
He went to paddle out but the surf was down.
You gotta watch your back, wonder when the hell she's watching him
You need a little space to avoid the insanity