Oh, I can't dance.Yes, you can.Oh, I really can't.Come on, right, left, right, left.Really, you can teach me?You got the legs for it.Because it seems to me.Oh, it seems to you.I said it seems to me.You said it seems to you.That such an embarrassing situation calls for concentration.Do you dig me, Jack?We dig you, Jack.Can you think of a plan?We solid can.Can you sing and dance?I'll take a chance.Are your boots all right?I got them laced up tight.Is Miss Miller a killer?From a Spanish villa.Is her dancing mellow?Why, mellow as a cello.Then it seems to me, obviously, you want to go right into your tough sickery.I never could do the conga.Could never get through the conga.But if you say do the conga, I ain't hip to that step.But I'll dig it.I never could see mazurkas.They're poison to me, mazurkas.But if it's to be mazurkas, I ain't hip to that step.But I'll dig it.When they invented the Charleston, she was a total flop.Right.But say, if you want a Charleston, I'll never stop.I'll dance till I drop.I never could dig the polka, the corniest jig, the polka.But if you say dig the polka, I ain't hip to that step.But I'll dig it.All right.Woo hoo.Oh, there you go.There you go now.You can dance, sugar.Oh, yes.Oh.That's not so bad.Curl yourself down.Whoa.What was that step called?Ah.Oh!Woo, woo, woo.Oh, yeah.Oh, I'm peppering you down.I'm peppering you down.How's that for you, baby?It's incredible.I never could do the conga.Oh, I'll dig it.But if you say dig the polka, the polka.Could never get through the congaBut if you say do the congaI ain't hip for that stuffBut I'll dig itI never could see my zirconsThey're poison to me, the circusBut if it's to be my zirconsI ain't hip for that stuffBut I'll dig itWhen they invented the CharlestonI was a total flyBut say if you want a CharlestonShe'll never stop, she'll dance till she dropsI never could dig the polkaThe body is G, the polkaBut if you say dig the polkaI ain't hip for that stuffShe ain't hip for that stuffI ain't hip for that stuffI ain't hip for that stuffI ain't hip for that stuffShe ain't hip for that stuffShe ain't hip for that stuff
