There's a great big mystery and it sure is bothering me.
That's my ditty, why diddy?
That's my ditty, why diddy?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
I went out and looked around.
Somebody yelled, look who's in town.
It's Mr. Ditty, why diddy?
It's Mr. Ditty, why diddy?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
I went to church, put my hat on the seat.
Some lady sat on it and said that she would feel sweet.
That's my ditty, why diddy?
That's my ditty, why diddy?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
I said, sister, I'll soon be gone.
Just give me that thing you're sitting on.
That's my ditty, why diddy?
That's my ditty, why diddy?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
Look at them.
They're telling me, and I'm telling them.
No.
Then I got thrown out of church.
They talk about my ditty, why diddy too much.
That's my ditty, why diddy?
That's my ditty, why diddy?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?
No.
Won't somebody tell me what ditty,
why diddy means?