Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from workin' tonight
Well now here I stand over this fryin' pan
And you want a cold one again
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear between the teepee and beard
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
Now when we first met you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a boat
Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to school
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear between the teepee and beard
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
Darling, did I shave my legs for this?