I'll soon become a wreck, they're breathing on my neck, Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. They're really coming fast, who knows I may be passed, by Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. The fact that girlies scream, they say will cause me grief, but if they ever stop, I'll find that I'm back on relief. It'll mean the end of me, good news for Tommy Dee, and Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. Why should it get their goat, each time I bend a note, Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. At my pictures they throw rocks, they're both at 20th Fox, not Dick Todd, but Dick Hames, and Como. They say that I need weight, I'm just a mass of joints, I'd like to put on weight, but where the heck can I get points. If at RKO I pout, they look at me and shout, Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. Every time I sing, I'm compared with Bing, by Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. Bing's four boys are sublime, but they won't give me time, Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Perry. That's the other guy's first name. I'll never sing like Bing, I know I don't compare. I'll grant them he's got voice, if they'll grant me that I've got hair. But then why all this fuss, there's room for all of us, Dick Hames, Dick Todd, and Como. There's just one Crosby, there's room for all of us.