A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat, or help you at the automat. Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charms in the end. But square, cut, or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewels. There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice, but sweetheart, get that ice, or else no dice. He's your guy when the stocks are high, but beware when they start to descend. It's then that those louses, they crawl back to their bosses. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. It's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that diamonds are a girl's only friend.