Never been all that wrapped up in shiny swimming poolsThose material conga claws they tell off looks oh so wellFrom the outside in honeymoons don't endOh what I thought I wanted let me downBut I don't want it nowKeep the house, keep the truckGo downtown, get your trunkIt's the one I stand with a butterfly on her backTake the bed we used to loveKeep the friendsI'll never forgetNever looked happy ever after, what's the matterBut you ain't gonna get this diamond backNo, never ever getting this diamond backYou can keep the dog and the CadillacBut you ain't gonna get this diamond backWell, I guess I'll just burn that dressAll those fairy tales can't go straightTo hellDon't pay you no moreWith these 24 year rates that I'm wearingNo, I don't care if youKeep the house, keep the truckGo downtown, get your trunkIt's the one I stand with a butterfly on her backTake the bed we used to loveKeep the friends I never likedI'm happy ever after, what's the matter?But you ain't gonna get this diamond backNo, never ever getting this diamond backYou can keep the dog and the CadillacBut you ain't gonna get this diamond back'dAnd oh, what I thought I won and let me downBut who's laughing now?Keep the house, keep the truckGo downtown, get you drunkIt's a one-night stand with a butterfly on her backAnd yeah, take the bed where you used to lieKeep the friends I never lostAnd happy ever after, welcome backCause you ain't gonna get that diamond backNo, never ever gettin' that diamond backIt's that lawn truck next to the laundromatAnd you ain't gonna get that diamond back