The freaks'll stay together they're a tight old crew

You look at them, they look at you

I love the ballyhoo girl, but she don't care

It's hard to find love anywhere

Hard to find love anywhere The professor is the talker, he's the talkin' man

If he can't clean a midway, nobody can

He'll get the tip on in from the midway mud

You gotta have the sawdust in the blood

Gotta have the sawdust in the blood See the pig faced man and the monkey girl

Come see the big fat lady

'Gator Slim with the alligator skin

Come see the Devil baby Springer is the talker, he's the talkin' man

He's got the whole studio eatin' out of his hand

You can be on too with the nuts and the geeks

Call one eight hundred, tell, "I'm a freak"

One eight hundred and, "I'm a freak" Be the pig faced man or the monkey girl

Come be the big fat lady

'Gator Slim with the alligator skin

Come be the Devil baby Be the pig faced man or the monkey girl

Come be the big fat lady

'Gator Slim with the alligator skin

Come be the Devil baby