On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation.He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things.I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality.I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him.He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
