Crossed the street, naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and gulped it down

*** in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the police car and the door slammed

No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed

Now in prison for one month, no one to see

All I got is this guy Ben Dover Don't like hash, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got ***, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-*** The farmer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came and took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hash, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got ***, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs Don't like hash, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got ***, wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Yeah