Dear Winter, I hope you like your name I hope they don't make fun of you When you grow up and go to school, okay? Cause Winter is a badass name Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls Or boys or anyone you like I just hope you don't stay in every night Cause I wish I was out tonight It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me But dear Winter, I hope you like your name I'm hoping that someday I can meet you on this earth But ***, I gotta meet your mom first Dear Winter, I hope you like this song And even when you're 13 and you scream at me for parenting you wrong I hope it's still a badass song It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me But dear Winter, I hope you like your name You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse But ***, I gotta meet your mom first Dear Winter, don't move too far away And please don't say I'm hovering When I text you to ask about your day I wanna hear about your day Will we still hang out and talk When I'm no longer in charge? Oh dear Winter, I hope you like your name I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st But ***, you gotta ask your mom first Dear Winter, I'm looking for your mom I gotta find a girl that doesn't mind that I'm inside my head a lot Winter, it won't be too long First I just gotta find your mom