Dear Mrs. Meyer, I've got one desireYou see, you must help me as fast as you canYou see, Mrs. Meyer, I'd say a flat tireThat ain't an excuse she would understandMy wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeYes, this time I blew itMy wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeOh boy, if she only knew itThen who?See, after the meetingAbout stocks and shareholdingsThat blonde-haired secretaryTook most of my timeSo now you can see whyI do need youI need an alibi, an alibi, an alibiTo get things in orderMy wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeYes, this time I blew itMy wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeOh boy, if she only knew itDid you see her?My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeYes, this time I blew itMy wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeOh boy, if she only knew itAnd who?My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wifeThank you.