Dear Mrs. Meyer, I've got one desire
You see, you must help me as fast as you can
You see, Mrs. Meyer, I'd say a flat tire
That ain't an excuse she would understand
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Yes, this time I blew it
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Oh boy, if she only knew it
Then who?

See, after the meeting
About stocks and shareholdings
That blonde-haired secretary
Took most of my time
So now you can see why
I do need you
I need an alibi, an alibi, an alibi
To get things in order
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Yes, this time I blew it
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Oh boy, if she only knew it
Did you see her?


My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Yes, this time I blew it
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife
Oh boy, if she only knew it
And who?
My wife, you see, my furry wife, my married wife


Thank you.